1. Follow them around the house everywhere.
2. Moo when they say your name.
3. Run into walls.
4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, “Good morning, sunshine”.
6. Pluck someone’s hair out and yell, “DNA”.
7. Wear a sticker that says, “I’m a retard”.
8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time.
9. In public…yell, “Mom/ Dad, I will not make out with you!”.
10. Do what they actually tell you.
11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly.
12. Hold their hands and whisper to them, “I…I see dead people”.
13. At everything they say, yell “Liar!”.
14. Try to swim in the floor.
15. Tap on their door all night.
PS: This is just another funny post. Don’t actually do these things to your parents. They will probably ground you for the rest of your life. Or kill you.
